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Pat Kofahl • September 24, 2026

The Elf Union Has a Friendly Request.

Believe it or not, elves work hard, especially the elves in Santa's workshop! This year, they want to talk to you, our dear customer:


Hi! Elf crew here. From now until Christmas, It's all hands on deck! Our goal is to make sure your Christmas projects all get done on time. It will happen, just like its happened for the last thousand years or so (depending upon your calendar), but we need your help! We hate to rush. We depend on an entire cadre of suppliers to get all the materials to us on time so we can meet your deadline. Please bring your project in early, which will give us enough time to give it all the attention it deserves, without having to keep the lights on in the workshop until the wee hours. We, just like you, need a little time to recharge our elf—batteries, spend some time with our families, rest and relax so we can make sure your project is executed to perfection, which is our goal! Santa won't say it, because he's a master of making things happen overnight, all around the world. We're the backup singers who add a little sparkle to that magic. Get your work in early, so we can make that sparkle happen on your project. Many, many thanks!

By Pat Kofahl • October 7, 2025
Where the Hell is Riga?
By noreply • August 30, 2025
I love my dogs. Anybody who has ever been responsible for/owned by/caretaker for dogs/cats/ferrets/turtles/iguanas/fruit bats/T-Rex's  etc. understands this completely. I have a friend who unfortunately works for the Humane Society, and she keeps sending me pictures. Dog porn, the worst kind. Sweet, warm, cuddly puppies and dogs that needed a forever home. Normally I can resist, but my steely resolve melted when she sent over an image of Buddy, a five year old Queensland heeler. It was a weak moment; I was probably in my favorite browsing location (the can), when the image came over on my phone. I swiped out of Wordle, and was immediately overcome by feelings of love, tenderness, caring...in short, all the emotions that would make me the perfect mother caretaker. He fell out of a truck on the freeway? Fine. He had to have several teeth pulled? No worries. His right paw is almost twice the size of his left? Great. His chest is all scar tissue from multiple surgeries, and he has Valley fever? OK. It sounded like a perfect match, so the next day we met at the Humane Society, and it was love at first bite. Buddy was good natured, enthusiastic, and happy, despite all the trials and tribulations he'd been through. We left together, and I introduced him to Stella, my nine year old Blue Heeler. If they got along, great, otherwise it would be a deal breaker.But they got along great. Buddy was a typical male. First at the water bowl, first in the car, first through the door. It wasn't personal. It wasn't that he just didn't consider Stella. He didn't consider me, either. Stella, sweet girl that she is, acquiesced. My plan was to give Buddy so much love and affection that he might start thinking outside the envelope of his own ego. We've made some progress, but it's slow going. What makes it all worth it is that Buddy persistently wags his tail in his sleep. It's a good sign. 
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